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Oh God, please don’t make me go on the Walt Disney Theme Park ride again!
-Johnny Depp

no…. ANYTHING but the fangirls….
-Johnny Depp
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I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…
-Naomie Harris

With so many movies coming out each week, it can be hard to decide which one to go see. With that in mind, we here at roflrazzi bring you “Cinema del Grande Gatto.” I’m Grande Gatto, or Big Cat if you wish, and using my powers of midnight screenings and baseless assumption, I will attempt to guide you through each weekend’s new releases.

“Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides:” Most likely, you already know if you’re going to see this one or not. Did you like the last two Pirates movies? This one is pretty much the same. It doesn’t offer anything new, and what’s there doesn’t really excite the way it… oh, Johnny Depp in 3D… pretty. Where was I? Oh yeah, “Pirates of the Caribbean:” this week’s top… pretty.

“Midnight in Paris:” Believe it or not there are other movies coming out this week. Not that anyone cares, but critics are calling this Woody Allen film his best of the last few years. Wow, let’s not go overboard with the compliments there. The main problem here is the same one that all his movies have: every single character sounds like Woody Allen. Despite that one issue, the movie is actually not bad. There are laughs to be had if you can stand Allen’s awkward rambling style. And it’s only 90 minutes, so it’s got that going for it.

“The Lion of Judah:” This movie comes from a studio called “Animated Family Films.” With a name that creative, you know you can expect only the finest of animated fare. The trailer for this movie informs us that it is set in a lifetime where an adventure takes place. Specific, no? Yes, this movie features CG that would be at home on the Playstation one, and religious overtones that make the Narnia movies look subtle. But if you’re looking for a decent movie you can take the family to… see “Pirates” instead.
Disney has released this second theatrical release trailer for the new “Pirates” movie and it looks sooooo good!
Via tdw