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Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
No
I could help you cross the street.
No
I could help you cross your yard.
No
I could help you cross your porch.
NO
(Clint Eastwood and Bee Vang in Gran Torino)
Seriously. He will beat your ass!
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I never saw the original movie, but apparently it goes a little something like this: Um, shouldn’t that movie star Mel Gibson?! Only, instead of learning to love, he learns how to cope with destroying his entire career and personal life in under 24 hours.

Some Children Went To Great Lengths To Escape Neverland Ranch
(Russell from UP)
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It wasn’t the physical pain of his broken leg, It wasn’t the
emotional pain of being publicly mocked, but going 6 days without
licking his balls was killing him.
(Dug)
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Plot of movie: Old widower stuffs his house full of balloons and goes to a remote area of Brazil with an accidental stowaway and has a crazy adventure … Still makes more sense than how the Jonas Bros. and Miley Cyrus got popular.
(Carl Fredricksen)
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