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So this is “The Simpsons” version of Daniel Radcliffe, who will be voicing a “Twilight”-parodying vampire called Edmund for the show’s upcoming “Treehouse of Horror XXI.” A not-so-subtle jibe at your former “Harry Potter” co-star, Radcliffe?

Source: Hollywood News / Via: The Daily What

If Only Reality Were a Bit More Like “Science” Fiction

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 02:00:45 +0000

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I would expect this to be the highest rated episode of anything ever.

Source: Pippin1178

ROFlash: James Franco Joining Twilight?

lilkimm — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:00:52 +0000

JAMES FRANCO

Someone’s about to show Robert Pattinson who’s boss! James Franco, either in an amazing fit of his continuing “performance art” bent or simply because he’s ready to sparkle, showed up to an “Esquire” interview toting a little book around, casually mentioning: “Oh yes, I’m reading this tome for a project. Have you heard of it? ‘Twilight’?”

Franco wouldn’t define the project, but my hope is that he plays the baby in “Breaking Dawn”. It’s the role he was born to play! At the very least, punching his way out of Kristen Stewart’s stomach would be better than his role in “Flyboys”.

Of course he could just be taking a grad class in Young Adult Literature, but a gal can dream can’t she?

Source: Esquire Via: MTV

ROFLash: Robert Pattinson Attacked By Lions, Sadly Lives

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:00:29 +0000

The age old question of who would win in a fight between a vampire and a lion has been answered, but don’t get too excited: they both survived. Robert Pattinson was filming his new movie “Water for Elephants” when an on-set lion bit his hand. Kinda embarrassing for the lion, right? Like, c’mon lion, you coulda eaten RPattz and been celebrated as a hero worldwide!

Guess Rob has learned a thing or two dealing with beasts in the wild after dating Kristen Stewart for a few years. At least he’s getting something out of that death-trap relationship.

ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART

Source: Daily Fill

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Are Those Two Things Really Mutually Exclusive?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:00:56 +0000

VAMPIRES
Back in the day, they didn’t date you…they ate you.

(Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and Jami Gertz in The Lost Boys)

Way back in the day, they were pretty scary.

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Twilight For Guys (Apparently There Is Such A Thing)

TehGrateCheez — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 21:00:05 +0000

So if Bella constantly whining about the floppy-haired Edward and the always-without-a-shirt Jacob original Twilight is not to your liking, guys, then perhaps this parody will get you a bit more interested in The Twilight Saga. It hits all the notes: Lesbians, vampires, lesbians…Oh, and lesbians. To any of you offended by Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” (or by women in their underwear), I suggest you skip this ***NSFW parody***.

Oh, The Horror

TehGrateCheez — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:15:22 +0000

No one is saying that these people require help. Mentally speaking, you know. NO ONE is saying it. At least I’m not. You might be saying it. I don’t know, I can’t hear you. Since I am not saying that these people require an immediate, severe deprogramming regiment followed by intensive therapy, I will just say this: Here are some photos of Twilight fans in all of their glory. Click on any photo to add a caption, if you dare. Or just enjoy this gallery of sadness.

(Twilight star Peter Facinelli with a cat-murdering fan)

(A “Robsessed” Twilight fan)

(Twilight Mom and her poor, unfortunate baby)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go throw up.

Eclipse Day Bonus: Twilight vs. The Vuvuzela

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:15:49 +0000

My take: Definitely an improvement on the original, although I could still make out some dialogue and horrible facial expressions throughout the trailer. I would have really liked a symphony of vuvuzelas drowning out the “intense drama” of the movie, which, to me, seemed to make little sense. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

OK, ROFLers. I promised you I would be done with Twilight-related goodies for a while. And this time, I really mean it. Really, really, really. Unless, of course, something truly awesome springs up.

Eclipse Day, Pt. 2: Edward vs. Buffy

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:00:24 +0000

SPOILER ALERT!!! Edward loses. You can all rejoice now.

Oh, Buffy, how I miss you.

Eclipse Day, Pt. 1: Can’t It Just Be Morning Already?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:00:44 +0000

So, apparently, this movie is coming out today. Some dumb saga about vampires who sparkle in the sun and the wooden women who love them? And then some werewolves come and…I don’t know, I’ve lost the plot. Happy Eclipse Day, ROFLers. Let’s celebrate by drinking early. Like now.

EDWARD CULLEN
He’s only still alive because Blade didn’t classify him as a real vampire.

(Wesley Snipes photosopped into a scene from Twilight starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart)

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Hey, hey! Quit hoggin’ the spotlight, frank!
When’s it my turn…?
Ugh, yes, FLEX ME!
Oh! Oooh! This is my good side…
Hi, mom!
Despite the lack of chest hair, yes, we belong to a werewolf. Woof.
Help…mee…
[Fatal Error - Aborting]

(Taylor Lautner)

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

(Robert Pattinson, Russell Brand, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, and Cam Gigandet [thanks to beckers0608 for correctly identifying Cam!])

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Are you going to see Eclipse? Be honest. You know you’re at least curious. Pick your excuse by voting in our poll.

I Guess He Lost His Winter Weight

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 18:00:15 +0000

SANTA
In July he fights vampires

(Kris Kristofferson and Wesley Snipes)

And in January, he murders families.

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No Denying It

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 17 May 2010 11:00:52 +0000

SEXUAL TENSION
Oh come on. You were thinking it too. And you know it’d be hot.

(David Boreanaz and James Marsters)

Must be a vampire thing.

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Or Paris Hilton’s Album

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 10 May 2010 14:00:02 +0000

Vampires don’t let their friends listen to the Jonas Brothers on their iPods

(Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson)

Friends don’t let friends use outdated technology.

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They’re Weak Like That

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:00:43 +0000

Because only men suffer from cold and wind

(Jessica Biel, Wesley Snipes, and Ryan Reynolds)

Some women have trouble with temperatures.

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You Say “Cute,” I Say “Special”

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 18:00:25 +0000

DRAGONS
Now as pointlessly cute as vampires

(Toothless the Dragon from How To Train Your Dragon)

Vampires? Cute? Really? I guess there are a few sexy ones.

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That leaves the question of what to do with Bella.

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:00:07 +0000

Next week I’ll show you how to kill a sparkling vampire with a toothpick and a rubberband.

(Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver)

Maybe he could tackle a more pressing issue.

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And they weren’t a sanitized tween fantasy

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:00:17 +0000

GAY VAMPIRES
They were around long before Twilight

(Tom Cruise)

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Bitch, bitch, bitch. You’re wealthy and famous, so shut it!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:00:23 +0000

You think your career stinks? So What? You’re a twinkly vampire! I HAD TO POSE NUDE WITH A HORSE So people would stop calling me Potter!

(Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe)

You both saw this coming.

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If only that were true …

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:00:24 +0000

Enjoy this while you can dear Jamie. As soon as you get that part in New Moon, your career is a good as over.
What?

(Jamie Campbell Bower and Johnny Depp)

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Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:00:55 +0000

Dear Owner of these hands
You rock.

(Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson)

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Too late

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:00:22 +0000

Images you do NOT want to see on your nanny cam # 4

(Max Schreck)

But he’s cuddly.

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Cheezburger Network — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:00:16 +0000

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:00:53 +0000

SPARKLING
Making vampires easy to target since 2008

(Hugh Jackman)

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