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I would expect this to be the highest rated episode of anything ever.
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I would expect this to be the highest rated episode of anything ever.
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JAMES FRANCO
Someone’s about to show Robert Pattinson who’s boss! James Franco, either in an amazing fit of his continuing “performance art” bent or simply because he’s ready to sparkle, showed up to an “Esquire” interview toting a little book around, casually mentioning: “Oh yes, I’m reading this tome for a project. Have you heard of it? ‘Twilight’?”
Franco wouldn’t define the project, but my hope is that he plays the baby in “Breaking Dawn”. It’s the role he was born to play! At the very least, punching his way out of Kristen Stewart’s stomach would be better than his role in “Flyboys”.
Of course he could just be taking a grad class in Young Adult Literature, but a gal can dream can’t she?

The age old question of who would win in a fight between a vampire and a lion has been answered, but don’t get too excited: they both survived. Robert Pattinson was filming his new movie “Water for Elephants” when an on-set lion bit his hand. Kinda embarrassing for the lion, right? Like, c’mon lion, you coulda eaten RPattz and been celebrated as a hero worldwide!
Guess Rob has learned a thing or two dealing with beasts in the wild after dating Kristen Stewart for a few years. At least he’s getting something out of that death-trap relationship.

ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART
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VAMPIRES
Back in the day, they didn’t date you…they ate you.
(Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and Jami Gertz in The Lost Boys)
Way back in the day, they were pretty scary.
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So if Bella constantly whining about the floppy-haired Edward and the always-without-a-shirt Jacob original Twilight is not to your liking, guys, then perhaps this parody will get you a bit more interested in The Twilight Saga. It hits all the notes: Lesbians, vampires, lesbians…Oh, and lesbians. To any of you offended by Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” (or by women in their underwear), I suggest you skip this ***NSFW parody***.
No one is saying that these people require help. Mentally speaking, you know. NO ONE is saying it. At least I’m not. You might be saying it. I don’t know, I can’t hear you. Since I am not saying that these people require an immediate, severe deprogramming regiment followed by intensive therapy, I will just say this: Here are some photos of Twilight fans in all of their glory. Click on any photo to add a caption, if you dare. Or just enjoy this gallery of sadness.
(Twilight star Peter Facinelli with a cat-murdering fan)
(A “Robsessed” Twilight fan)
(Twilight Mom and her poor, unfortunate baby)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go throw up.
My take: Definitely an improvement on the original, although I could still make out some dialogue and horrible facial expressions throughout the trailer. I would have really liked a symphony of vuvuzelas drowning out the “intense drama” of the movie, which, to me, seemed to make little sense. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
OK, ROFLers. I promised you I would be done with Twilight-related goodies for a while. And this time, I really mean it. Really, really, really. Unless, of course, something truly awesome springs up.